The photo in question depicts a very ample, very naked Eva Longoria
ass, so I've left it after the jump, because I know I
get funny looks every time I'm caught looking at naked people on dem Internetz in public. Congratulations to Eva for appearing on the site after a year-and-a-half hiatus, in which she was last linked to Kim Kardashian
, who everyone knows makes people fade into obscurity when she's done with them. Ah, ...