Whatever It Is I Think I See Becomes a Tootsie Roll to Me

Holy crap man. Every time I see Lily Allen she gets thinner and thinner. I just want to pick her skiny ass up, glue her to the dashboard of my car and watch her bobble, bobble, bobble as I drive over speedbumps. She's become all head-very Christina Ricci. She must really be a dedicated Pilates student. And by "Pilates" I mean she's on a strict diet of booze, coke, gum and air. Allegedly.Anyway

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