It's great to have Heidi Montag back, gaunt and plastic as she may be. The Hills
alum is teaming up with other annoying reality stars Danielle Staub (The Real Housewives of New Jersey
) and Jake Pavelka (The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Dancing With The Stars, Bachelor Pad
) on a new show. Yes, we're serious. "People think I'm this train wreck that hasn't wrecked yet," Mrs. Spencer Pratt informs the camera. "Little do they know, I actually h...