I went to the movies a few days ago. This is not an unusual thing for me to do- I dig movies, and I dig writing about them- but I'm not about to write about the movie I saw. I'm going to write about a trailer I saw instead. It was a very bad trailer, but probably not for the reasons you're thinking. The trailer was for
Rise of the Planet of the Apes, for which we've been seeing trailers for
a while now; ...