"Demi Moore...? Are you serious...? You could have strippers way younger than that, if you're willing to pay for 'em."
The former and new stars of Two And A Half Men, Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher, meet backstage last night at the Emmys.
I'm not sure if I've ever lasted more than two minutes through an episode of Two And A Half Men, but I can assure you that things are about to get a whole ...