So if you've been on the web over the past two days, you know by now that Christina Aguilera was at Etta James' funeral to over-perform for her one last time, and during her performance, a "mysterious, reddish-brown liquid" was running down her leg. I'm pretty sure you can figure out for yourself what that was exactly, but here's a report from the Daily Mail saying it was fake tanner, because sure, why ...