The Daily Show
Oh, don't get me wrong. We have suffered a grievous loss. Whitney Houston
was, at least at her height, the most talented female vocalist in pop music. Agreed? And as such, we at Evil Beet Gossip are going to cover the ish
out of her death. That's what we do here.
But let's get meta. There's another reason we're going to cover the ish out of Houston's death, and it isn't pretty: ...