You Will Meet a Hot A** Mess

"Ohhhh. Ohhh my. Oh gawd. Mah eyes, mah poohr eyes. I don't know how to say this, but I think your lady flower is eating your dress. It's blowing harder than how Scarlett Johansson auditions for roles. It looks like a massive black hole under your dress wants to engulf the galaxy, much like Danielle Staub's vageen. Oh dear gawd."

"Wait. Was it something I said? OH GAWD. IT'S HAPPEN...

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