Isn't ZOE ZALDANA still quite young? We're pretty certain the ravages of Alzheimer's haven't touched her smooth domed forehead, but here she is at a red carpet event blissfully unaware that half her skirt is missing. Either that, or she's forgotten to have the backs of her legs waxed and this is her attempt at camouflage... It's not like we don't adore the pretty picture the front of her bony ...